Wherefore art thou, Eager Beaver?
Emporium of ill-fitting tee-shirts and manky mod bags.
Provider of loon pants, dealer of dubious changing rooms with saloon doors.
Alas! Why are you now a crater in Temple Bar?
I have purchased only one pair of trousers outside of the Eager Beaver in the last 4 years. I mourn the (temporary) passing of the Eager Beaver - I have heard that it’ll be coming back. The baggy brigade mourns.

